bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

nataliemeansnice:

this body is my home. it’s where i live, eat, sleep, love, cry, hug, work, and everything else. you wouldn’t allow someone to repeatedly come to YOUR home and treat you badly, would you? then try not to do it to yourself. you live here. if someone else tries to come in to your home and make a mess, tell them they aren’t invited back. ever again.

this isnt even that funny really but i laughed

shotarokaneda:

princessrosalina:

this is my birthday gift to myself

WHAT’S EVEN GOING ON

vinebox:

Almost broke ya boy legs

Me too. 

Me too. 

beautyandterrordance:

You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn’t she? Put ‘em back on…formaldehyde-face!

They Live (1988), via vintagesalt.

wanksclub:

me as hell

stacksbreadup:

So real

d0nn0:

clestroying:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

wHAT THE FUCK

image 

please be real 
also what is with his movie posters lately and the gray red black aesthetic 

please be real 

also what is with his movie posters lately and the gray red black aesthetic